25 December 2009

Merry Christmas!

Yo! Merry Christmas everybody! Happy holiday! But i still need to work today... Aiya...

There are 2 events happen to me today in my working place, ioi mall, the toilet beside cinema of old wing.

Let me introduce the toilet first. Before renovation, the toilet got a door and a very clear signboard stated female and male. After renovation, the toilet no longer have the door, they just mark a big female and male drawing on the wall which usually people may get confuse or ignore it. So, let me start the story right now.

First event happen at around 2pm... When i was just came out from the toilet, there are many people pass by (the movie just finish), they are blocking me, so i just stand in front of the toilet waiting a chance to go. Then suddenly an aunty around 60 to 70 years old pass by, wearing a big and clean spectacle (please believe my professional), when she saw me, she stopped, stare at me, look at the toilet beside me (the male one), stare at me the second time, then without asking or anything else she just went into the male toilet!! OH MY GOD!!! I straight away =.='' ! She is so fast that i can't even stop her!! So, i went out with a big smile on my face. When i reach my outlet, i can't control anymore and laugh out loud.

Second event happen at around 5pm... This time is when i was walking to the toilet...
In front of me there is a couple of husband and wife at around 40 to 50 years old... Same thing happen to them, they confuse in front of the toilet... I pass by and just turn in to the toilet... When the moment i turn in, i heard the husband told the wife "she's a female, she's a female, just follow her!" ( In cantonese ---> 'lui yan lei geh, lui yan lei geh, gen hui yap la!') So, i =.='' the second time today...

Conclusion, my body figure really that bad meh, ha!? The first event aunty, i got the front leh! and my hair is quite long!! The second event uncle and aunty, i don't blame you because my back really looks like a guy, but, uncle, can you say in a s-o-f-t-e-r voice?? ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The female and male drawing is so big and obvious on the wall!!!!

I laugh the whole day today, including my colleagues, they all said 'gim tou ha la''检讨下啦' which means go self-concious a bit lar...

Haih... It's time to change, huh?